you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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