so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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