If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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