Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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