I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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