I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.