we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on