That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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