Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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