Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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