So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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