Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a shit load of segways right now
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So vagazzling was a success
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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