I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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