In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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