Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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