we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
