so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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