idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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