My boss' voice literally gives me gas
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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