he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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