i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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