after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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