the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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