What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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