The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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