ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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