I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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