we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i just pee glitter
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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