I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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