Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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