Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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