So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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