I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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