it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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