My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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