Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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