But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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