oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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