wrigley field is MILF paradise
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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