In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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