I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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