By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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