After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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