we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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