I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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