youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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