i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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