16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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