Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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