Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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