The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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