Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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