Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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