Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just want to make out with him forever
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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