i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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