Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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