The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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