we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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