Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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