no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room